Welcome to My "Amazing" Portfolio

Because the world definitely needed another developer

About Me

I turn coffee into code and meetings into naps. Professional bug creator with occasional successful fixes.

My greatest achievement? I once fixed a bug by turning it off and on again. Yes, I'm that good.

My "Skills"

My "Revolutionary" Projects

Hello World Pro Max™

A groundbreaking application that prints "Hello World" with unprecedented reliability. Only crashes 60% of the time.

Bug Generator 3000

An AI-powered tool that introduces random bugs into perfectly working code. Because job security matters.

Testimonials

"They definitely wrote some code... I think." - My Project Manager
"At least they show up to meetings... sometimes." - My Team Lead